Life through a different lens

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

From the Dr. Love Files -1.6

The words are unimportant. Butt writing is always an effective way to say, "look at my ass!"

Fallacy 5 – Five Things to Know About His Man Parts

Sometimes Glamour articles get it right at least in title or theory. Here’s Doc Love’s take on one such article. I can’t tell how much these things are true, so ladies pay attention!

1. The penis is not an only child – Do not forget about the identical twins.
2. Whoooa, slow down! It’s not gymnastics – 3% of men suffer a bent or scarred penis, known as Peyronie’s Disease.
3. Women like compliments about their figure – we like them about our junk.
4. We’d never expect you to clean us off after the act – but if you do you’ll quickly find a ring on your finger.
5. Don’t call it a penis – You’re not a doctor, even if you are dressed like a nurse; be grandiose, think seductive!

Doctor Love’s Super Songs of Love and Romance

#2 -- 10 Soft Rock Classics To Make Love To
Shortly after the summer of love the 70’s brought some of the best songs to “get it your groove on.” Slip into something comfortable, put on these gems and curl up next to your lover for the next hour!

So Into You - Atlantic Rhythm Section
Make It With You – Bread
Let Me Love You Tonight - Pure Prairie League
You’re The Only Woman - Ambrosia
I’d Love You To Want Me - Lobo
I Love You – Climax Blues Band
Reminiscing - Little River Band
The Things We Do For Love – 10cc
Kiss You All Over - Exile
Let’s Get It On – Marvin Gaye

Body Part of the Week

“She’s got legs and she knows how to use them”, ZZ Tops double entendre to tall ladies says it all. How many times have you turned back to watch a beautiful lady walk away in high heels, and thought about it? Innuendo all around us and nothing but smooth shaved bipeds to gaze upon. Thanks to all for showing them off!

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