Many people have covered this genre. The content customarily touches on “compensating for something” and / or “mid-life crisis.” Therefore, I’ll bypass that worn out commentary and submit the following.
You have a given name similar to Charles. But under pressure from your new trophy wife, you’re in the proc
ess of attempting to change your moniker from Charlie or Chuck into something like Chaz, because she thinks it sounds dramatically more cosmopolitan. Consequently, anyone who has known you before this name adaptation thinks you’re an idiot. They only use the name Chaz with a grossly sarcastic, if not openly hostile tone. Anyone that has met you since the name change just rolls their eyes and thinks you spent a ridiculous amount of money on the new business cards. But, they are even more amused by how you insist on handing them out to every drive-thru cashier and “sandwich artist.” Regardless the name you go by, it’s not unheard of for people to couple the phrase arrogant prick with it. You are also heavily devoted to the art of giving nicknames, although you suck at it. Generally, you mix them up and sadly can’t even remember the real name of the person. Consequently, you eventually resort to
calling everyone nicknames by stereotype. For example, you call athletic looking guys – Champ, hot girls – Daisy Duke, and guys with glasses – Urkel. You eagerly tell people that your favorite type of music is the blues and you have an extensive blues collection prominently displayed in your home, that gets slightly more use than your Viagra prescription. One of your greatest aspirations is to someday be on stage and have another performer tell you to “take it.” Secondarily, you’d also like to learn to play an instrument.AUDI
Sorry, there’s no way to candy coat this one. You’re just an asshole.
Ed drives a normal car but wishes to salute all of you freaks that made the series possible. This concludes Car Stereotypes. Ed and I thank you for being a good sport.
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