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Oprah - has a stand in?
Many critics have voraciously panned Oprah’s 2009 version of the Thulsa Do
om hairstyle. (Of course, Thulsa Doom is James Earl Jones character from Conan The Barbarian). Come to your own conclusion, but these same detractors have even dared to visit the realm of conspiracy theory. They report that the similarity is more than coincidence and that in fact Oprah has used actor James Earl Jones as a surreptitious stand-in. Evidence cited by these Oprah “connoisseurs” includes physical resemblance, alleged editing magic, and financial realities.The suggestion of physical resemblance borders on malicious, as they indicate a heavier Oprah has a remarkably similar body and facial structure. Oprah proponents have fired
back claiming this assertion is synonymous with a “they all look alike” statement, which is evidence only of blatant bigotry.The undeterred conspiracy theorists then indicate editing magic. Clearly Hollywood has mastered the art of the makeover, and certainly Oprah’s people are privy to these techniques. It’s doubtful, however, that there’s enough pancake makeup in the Windy City to transform the elder Jones into Winfrey. But, the theorist’s weakly counter this shortcoming by citing advances in post-production editing technology. Furthermore, given Oprah’s relatively deeper voice, they point out that only a very plausible vocal edit is necessary. A particularly troubling weakness in these assertions is the live audience. Conspiracy theorists wave off this concern by insisting that Oprah’s followers are so blind to reality, that they’d believe Tom Cruise was Oprah if he walked onto stage and sat confidently in her seat.
Conspiracy theorists arguably have an Anti-Oprah agenda. However, perhaps the one truly compelling argument for some type of replacement Oprah is the financial stature of the mega-star. She obviously doesn’t need to make another dime from live talk-show appearances. The show is only a vehicle to continually reinforce her moneymaking brand name. (And clearly, the use of guest hosts has been irreparably damaged by Joan Rivers doing The Tonight Show in place of Johnny Carson). It would be no great surprise for Oprah to take advantage of her mega-wealth by inventing some covert time off now and again. It’s questionable, though, that James Earl Jones has any part in that.
Oprah photo thanks to huffingtonpost.com
James Earl Jones photo thanks to thecimmerian.com
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