ADNW welcomes you to the 4th issue of Shocking Celebrity Gossip! We're bold enough to bring you the stuff that celebrities bribe tabloids and news outlets not to tell you. Enjoy!
We have been advised by counsel that due to a preponderance of morons, we should post this disclaimer: The following information may not necessarily be based upon fact, nor is it exclusively regarding the celebrities you are familiar with.
PS – suck it Perez Hilton.
d girls. At the age of 17, he was discovered as a DJ at LA hot spot “The Knuckle Strobe,” after a break-dance off with Ricky Martin, who later referred Ryan to his agent. Although he may look short on television, by Hollywood standards he’s a statuesque 4’11. Interestingly, he has never envied taller people and actually has been known on occasion to wish aloud that he were born smaller (due to reasons that will become apparent in a moment). Ryan has an extensive Barbie Doll collection, which he displays proudly in his lavish home. He bids heavily on acquiring all things Barbie (via auctions, flea markets, websites) to feed his addiction. At all times, Seacrest is known to carry some type of Barbie trophy (item of clothing, toy, or accessory). This also explains his look. A well-known celebrity psychologist let it slip that Seacrest has a Ken Doll fixation and believes that Barbie is his ideal mate. His personal wardrobe perfectly reflects the Ken look, and he even keeps himself completely hairless below the neck (partially due to genetics, partially from laser treatment). His obsession even goes as far as to frequently make himself appear anatomically incorrect with some inventive tucking, taping, and bandaging. Furthermore, he stalks the Barbie-esque Jessica Simpson religiously. He follows her from show to show, into clubs, bathrooms, and appointments. Fortunately, she finds it cute, because he appears relatively unthreatening compared to most standard sized people.image via NNDB.com
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