ADNW welcomes you to the 6th issue of Shocking Celebrity Gossip! We're bold enough to bring you the stuff that celebrities bribe tabloids and news outlets not to tell you. Enjoy!
We have been advised by counsel that due to a preponderance of morons, we should post this disclaimer: The following information may not necessarily be based upon fact, nor is it exclusively regarding actual celebrities.
PS – suck it Perez Hilton.
Sylvester Stallone – has a super sized head. Granted, it’s obvious by looking at him that his melon is freakishly disproportionate. Thanks to some occasional cinematic magic (lens work, angles, editing), his cranium size becomes less apparent in the movies, as any fan of Patrick Swayze and Mel Gibson will note. However, it’s genuinely surprising just how gargantuan it actually is. For frame of reference, the hat (fedora style) he wore in Rocky actually had to be specially crafted from the material of two regular sized hats. And although the point may be viewed by some as a source of amusement, this actuality is a mounting health concern for Stallone. Part of the reason he bulked up prior to the Rocky and Rambo movies was so his frame would better support his extraordinarily bulky noggin. And as Stallone ages, it is becoming increasingly difficult for him to support it independently. Consequently, he is wracked with bouts of severe neck and spinal pain. Since his growing dependence on neck braces limits his public exposure, his manager is currently soliciting innovative neck brace designs from a diverse field of contenders, ranging from NASA to Under Armour. In coming years, look for some light and surprisingly fashionable neck support to be released to the public.
image thanks to hitdawall.wordpress.com
Life through a different lens
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
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