Life through a different lens

Monday, May 18, 2009

From the Dr. Love Files -1.7

And yes, constantly having a cell phone on your ear does make you smarter and more attractive.

Fallacy 6 – Five Secrets Men Will Never Admit To

These really do speak for themselves; I just hope I haven’t given away the farm.

1. We only listen to half of what you say about half the time; it’s hereditary.
2. There is absolutely no connection between how good our sex life is and how often we use the cowboy grip in private.
3. Going to Hooters for wings doesn’t get old until you have a daughter of your own.
4. Any feelings we hold for an ex are obscure compared to the love of our very first Playboy.
5. We love Sex and the City, as much as you do; it’s like a documentary that opened our eyes to how women really conduct themselves.

Body Part of the Week

The bubble butt is back! Whatever happened to the J. Lo hype? The phenomenon can NOT be over? There’s still something to be said for the exquisite roundness some of you ladies share with the world. A really tight pair of jeans or some daisy dukes and “I’m hooked and I can’t stop starin`…So if Cosmo says you’re fat, I ain’t down with that…your curves are kickin!” Baby Got Back?

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