Dave's Dictionary 1

In the spirit of smash hit pseudo-terminology like irregardless and strategery, ADNW presents a new project – Dave’s Dictionary! You won’t find these words in Webster’s and they won’t clear your spell-check, but maybe one day.

Beerstincts – Giving yourself up to the alcohol induced whimsy of the moment.
“Charles was initially concerned about preserving his reputation. But, he quickly gave in to his beerstincts and had a great time.”

Friendsulation – Having a wingman in an unfamiliar / hostile environment.
“Kyle detests going to dance clubs. But when Bryan agreed to go, the additional friendsulation compelled him to join the supermodels.”

Stockcock- Having an average sized penis.
“When the topic of penis size came up, Chad bravely brushed the question aside by claiming he had a stockcock.”

Stearing – being compelled to stare at a women’s chest or ass because of a particular item of revealing clothing she opted to wear. She steered you into staring.
“Mandy was pleased to notice her low cut blouse did the job, when she caught Paul stearing at her rack.”

Natureblock – Getting intimate with someone and being interrupted by an urgent nature call (gas included).
“Jimmy was about to consummate a perfect date with Jenny, but abruptly told her he had to leave. She thought it was nerves. But, Jimmy was privately disappointed in his choice of wings for dinner, which had created an untimely natureblock.”