Feeling A Draft?

I think this punch line writes itself. Sure it's sophomoric, but you hitched your horse to the wrong wagon if you were expecting otherwise. One interesting observation about Butte, Montana is that they seem to have no sense of humor about themselves. As a resident of Butte, I'd be selling t-shirts and bumper stickers by the side of the road. However, during a brief stop with the singular goal of stimulating the local economy, my companions and I were unable to find a single item of clothing with the name Butte on it.