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Friday, January 30, 2009

DJ BJ's Band Names 2

I’m excited to introduce my second edition of Band Names. Although I don’t have a band (yet – still crossing my fingers), these are a selection of names I think merit serious consideration, plus an imaginative biographical blurb.

Band Names 11 - 20

11) “Scratch N Sniff Ass”
We’d like to announce the reformation of the band under our new moniker, “Buff the Pooper.”

12) “The Jug Beggars”
Our opening act is also the “Tequila Shots”

13) “Panic Wipe.”
Sadly, we must announce our Charmin sponsorship was not renewed.

14) A 70’s revival band – “Afro Underpants.”
Our opening act is “Goody Trail.”

15) “Deflated Sack”
We begrudgingly follow a duo called “Matrimony.”

16) “Indigo Balls”
We play the blues with a deeper shade of frustration.

17) “Copa Feel”
Coming soon – our award winning collaboration with “Jug Hands.”

18) “Bottomless Cup”
We’re thrilled to announce the release of our first album “Infinite Testes.”

19) “Crown View”
We’re thrilled to announce the release of our first album “On Her Knees.”

20) “Flesh Handle”
We’re thrilled to announce the release of our first album “Hand Full of Love.”

Stay tuned for the upcoming answer key, and another heart pounding edition of Band Names!

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