DJ BJ's Band Names 1

I’m excited to introduce my first edition of Band Names. Although I don’t have a band (yet – still crossing my fingers), these are a selection of names I think merit serious consideration, plus an imaginative biographical blurb.

Band Names 1 – 10

1) “All U Can Eat Meat”
Coming in spring is our “One Item on the Buffet” tour.

2) “Putrid Porcelain Porridge” (some call us 3P)
Our opening act is the “Tequila Shots.”

3) “Nauseous Favors“
Don’t miss our hit song, “Beer Before Lick ‘Er.”

4) “Meat Donors”
Until we develop a fan base, we’ll just be playing in whatever hole will have us.

5) “Benevolent Gigolos”
Until we find a paying gig, we’ll just play in any hole that will have us.

6) “Miss Spent Sea Men”
Look for our album “Lust at C.”

7) “Profound Disillusionment”
We’re huge with sports fans and divorcees (and political activists. This addition via Mark T).

8) “Happy End Shavers”
Our opening act is “Oscillating Head.”

9) “Neil & Bob 4 Coin” (adapted from a Dirty Rob D joke apx 1985)
We just released our first album, “Tail Never Fails, But Head Is Money.”

10) “Unfortunate Conception”
Our opening act is the “Tequila Shots” and the “Hazy Decisions.”


This concludes today's selection. Stay tuned for the upcoming answer key, and another heart pounding edition of Band Names!