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PS – suck it Perez Hilton.
Hugh Hefner –is dead! He actually died in 1983 from complications due to elective cosmetic surgery (at the time an experimental facelift, liposuction combo (now commonly referred to as "The Joan Collins")). Fortunately for
the Playboy franchise, they had thousands of video hours and thousands of pictures of him on file. For the first couple of years they were able to keep a lid on his passing, even from those closest to him. Incidentally, this is also why he has never grown out of those ridiculous silk pajama robes. And the public at large is still unaware because of advancements in digital imaging, and editing (note that they even have successfully aged him – cutting edge stuff, most of the technology has made it into movies such as The Terminator, The Matrix, etc). Over the years, his secret death has evolved into a well-kept and celebrated Hollywood secret. In the 80’s and 90’s, a veritable who’s who of A-list celebrities took turns as stand in Hef’s at the frequent and famous Playboy mansion parties. During the parties, these famous folks have had their picture taken Hef style with the various playmates and celebrities and then had their faces Photoshopped out and Hefs face added in. Famous Hef stand-ins have included – Frank Sinatra, George Burns, Dean Martin, Tom Cruise, Rodney Dangerfield, MC Hammer, Chris Rock and so on and so on. Unfortunately, the downturn in print media has led to hard times for the Playboy franchise. They have actually resorted to allowing low caliber celebrities to play Hef, like Carrot Top. At one particular Halloween party low point, they even let Joan Rivers play the role, which the playmates called “just plain creepy, because she was all hands.”Image - thanks to Photobucket danny613.
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