We have been advised by counsel that due to a preponderance of morons, we should post this disclaimer: The following information may not necessarily be based upon fact, nor is it exclusively regarding the celebrities you are familiar with.
PS – suck it Perez Hilton.
Elvis – is not dead! And, the King is a Queen! Yes, this one is a shockingly true urban myth. His supposed death was staged by his manager, Colonel Tom Parker, after he disco
vered that Elvis was gay and intended to come out publicly to bolster the then fledgling gay rights movement. (Note Elvis’s penchant for Liberace style jumpsuits and that especially progressive hip shaking). The very controlling Parker recognized that this would be career suicide, at the time, and quickly had him declared dead. Elvis eventually embraced his “dead” status and got a kick out of wandering around in public and letting people spot him – thus the prominent belief by many that he is in fact alive. Since his staged death, he frequently impersonated himself by doing about a dozen shows per year, thus exercising his need to be on stage. Now in his mid-70’s, he is a shell of his former self due to about 40 years of hard partying. He has never moved from Graceland and is still active (as a self-impersonator) in the Memphis gay community.
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