We have been advised by counsel that due to a preponderance of morons, we should post this disclaimer: The following information may not necessarily be based upon fact, nor is it exclusively regarding the celebrities you are familiar with.
PS – suck it Perez Hilton.
Donald Trump – is only an actor paid to pose as a celebrity business magnate. Warren Buffet, on a bet reminiscent of the movie Trading Places, has financed this lon
g-term venture, which originally began as Buffet using Trump as an investor pseudonym. The original agreement evolved into a full time gig for “Trump,” whose real name is ironically Richard Simmons. The pair had a brief rift (largely due to demands by the actor to renegotiate his contract) in the late 80’s. The issue was resolved when “Trump” caved after Buffet spread news of Trump having financial difficulties. The now humbled “Trump” signed a low paying, long-term contract and was given permission to supplement his income with outside appearances. Why else would a serious businessman participate in a ridiculous reality TV show and play a part in professional wrestling? As further evidence of the character “Trump’s” limited means, (and Buffet’s insatiable sense of humor), consider the hair. Would a genuine multi-millionaire actually wear that squirrel pelt around?Picture courtesy of Moono.com
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