1) At least once a day, eat until you sweat profusely.
2) Become exponentially more dramatic. In the age of reality television, you should raise your personal profile by finding creative ways to embarrass family and friends. Talk loudest, disengage your filter, make assumptions, ignore logic, disregard feelings, and generally abandon personal pride and decorum.
3) Complete your work on cracking the secret code imbedded in Miley Cyrus’s songs. She really is talking to you. And, the only way you can stop wearing the aluminum-foil hat is to figure out her intentions.
4) Insert a movie or song quote into every conversation.
5) Alternate to number 4 – insert the topic of poop.
6) Land a job that provides excessive vacation time (defined by lengthy periods where you can’t remember which day it is, and only feel compelled to shower because even you can’t handle the stench).
7) Start a new fad that somehow involves the usage of sculpted nostril hair.
8) Try to eliminate originality. Echo the thoughts of others, like what everyone else likes, and just simply go with the crowd. First task – start using the acronym LOL heavily.
9) At a restaurant, ask a stranger for partially eaten food.
10) Throw your hands in the air, and party like you just don’t care!
Props to A.Cleveland for the contributions
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