Life through a different lens

Sunday, March 22, 2009

From the Dr. Love Files -1.2

Fallacy 2 – Five Good Girlfriend Behaviors
Sometimes it seems men get slammed for being insensitive. Often our only mistake is that things didn’t play out how she imagined it would. Well ladies pay attention. This list just might help you understand where we’re coming from.

1. Public affection = If you’re all over him in front of his friends, he’s going to enjoy it; just don’t be obnoxious.

2. Giving gifts = You should give gifts early and often but there’s really only one real gift required.

3. Hanging with the guys = You spending an afternoon on the couch watching football with his friends there is NOT what he had in mind!

4. Lingerie = It’s always nice if it matches; leave it on the floor if you’d like.

5. Leaving stuff at his place = Tells him you can’t wait to come back!

Body Part of the Week (Intro)

Now you know as well as I do that a woman’s body is a wonderland and there’s not one single thing about it that is imaginary. I mean we imagine every little intricate part over and over and over...isn’t that what we’re supposed to dream about? This is meant with all the respect in the world, and let’s face it ladies you have it and you know how to use it. We love you inside and out!

Hip Groove – One of the Doctor’s favorite spots; it’s that little groove below the waste line that runs from the hip to the mommy parts…

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