I’m excited to introduce the third edition of Band Names. Although I don’t have a band (yet – still crossing my fingers), these are a selection of names I think merit serious consideration, plus an imaginative biographical blurb.
Band Names 21 - 30
21) “Whiskey Junk”
We’re hesitant to announce the release of our first album “This Has Never Happened to Me Before.”
22) “Instant Winner”
We’re thrilled to announce that we’re going on an extended tour with the “Drunken Sluts.”
23) “Yellow Puddles”
We’re a bunch of meager guys, but if you’re polite we’ll play our song, “Don’t Shout.”
24) “Aromatherapy”
We were critically panned for our song “Dutch Oven,” but we have high expectations for the upcoming release, “Skid Mark.”
25) “Inaugural Balls”
We were already huge Down Under. Now we're taking over the World with our smash hit "Loaded with the Seeds of Change."
26) “Girls In Need”
Thanks to our sponsors T*ngueray and Trojans.
27) “Busts Earn Extra Rock”
Thanks to our sponsors R*lling Rock and Victoria’s Secret.
28) “Family Joules”
Catch our international tour “Unit of Energy.”
29) “Seasonal Pubes”
You’re familiar with our album, “Carpet Matches Drapes.” Stay tuned for our summer remix, “Hard Wood Matches Drapes.”
30) “Fore-shadow”
Check out our song “Large Exposed Unit in the Sun” from our first album “Uncut Dudes.”
Stay tuned for the upcoming answer key, and at a future date another heart pounding edition of Band Names!
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