Due to a combination of questionable humor value, lazy readership, and perhaps some light complexity, I present the Band Names 2 Answer Key. This is for those of you that are:
a) too shy to ask questions (for fear of looking like a loser).
b) too polite (preserving my ever so fragile ego).
c) just not that interested in the first place.
Anyway, here’s some explanatory discussion.
Answer Key 11 - 20
11) “Scratch N Sniff” is a reference to the 80’s-ish fad. In case you’re not familiar, it’s the phenomenon where you scratch the surface of a paper then smell some relevant fragrance, preferably thematically related to a picture or statement. Certainly one that reeks of “Ass” can’t be so pleasant, and buffing the pooper is just meant to be a slightly upgraded version. It’s not super clever, but the visual made me smile. So, here it is.
12) “Jug” is another less than imaginative version of boobs. The “Beggar” part is self-explanatory. It indicates going beyond a polite request. Literally, I’m referring to panhandling style desperation. The “Tequila Shots” part is a basic explanation for this allegedly creepy behavior. (Who knew)?
13) “Charmin” is obviously a reference to toilet paper. The “Panic Wipe” part is regarding those few inevitable and terrible moments in life when you don’t have this precious commodity.
14) “Afro” obviously refers to the popular 70’s hairstyle, and the “Underpants” goes back to the crotch region. Put it together and you have a full, retro style genital bush (pubic hair). Feel free to visualize. “Goody Trail” is the affectionate terminology for the hair leading toward the nether region.
15) “Sack” is about testicles again, and of course the “Deflated” thing is having your testes removed or rendered innocuous. “Matrimony” or marriage is intended to humorously fuse the two – as in, getting married means you give up your testicles.
16) This one I’m particularly proud of. Indigo is a shade darker on the rainbow than blue. Therefore it was a suggestion that the sexual frustration is to a greater degree than a standard set of blue balls.
17) Nothing imaginative here. Just using the old reference for feeling a chick up (“copping a feel”) with my new one. “Jug Hands” just means having hands full of boob. In retrospect, this might have had more pop with a better boob synonym.
18) No, I’m not talking about coffee. The cup I’m referring to is the testicle protection type (big surprise here). Bottomless and infinite is suggesting super sized genitalia (again, shocking right?).
19) Crown view is a vulgar suggestion of looking at the top of some chick’s head, therefore necessitating her being on her knees. Fill in the blank with a dose of oral sex.
20) “Flesh” implies a sexual organ, which you would hope to have handled, so to speak. “Hand Full of Love” is somewhat repetitive, but you can really get crude and believe that the “Hand” gets filled up with something else. I've been asked not to specify.
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