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Sunday, October 18, 2009

From the Dr. Love Files – 2.4

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Dr. Love’s Date Idea Playbook - Episode 4 (Physical Dates)

So your date needs to have a little more substance than mind games and fluff. Try these ideas sure to get you just the action you’ve been hoping for.

Slap Shot – Get on thin ice? Okay a different form of ice. Depending on the weather, head to the nearest ice-skating rink. It’s a perfect excuse to hold hands and “accidentally” fall on top of each other. Grab a cup of hot cocoa and cozy up to each other for warmth. If the ice frightens you too much then try the local roller rink. As long as you don’t mind being the oldest couple there who aren’t celebrating a 10 year olds birthday, it’s a great way to practice your Xanadu moves. Don’t forget the couples skate!

A Bicycle Built for Two – Feeling adventurous? Grab your mountain bikes and head to the nearest State Park to ride the trails. Maybe even rent a tandem bike so you can make him do all the work…Pack a picnic in those backpacks, something refreshing to drink and a blanket for that secluded stop where you can hear only the leaves falling from the trees. Don’t forget the bug spray.

A Stroll in the Woods - Did someone say hiking boots? So bikes aren’t your thing. That’s okay because hiking the wilderness on your own two feet can be just as fun. Explore nature’s beauty at one of America’s National Parks, stroll one of its many beaches, or if you’re comfortable with a compass wander out on your own. If you or your girl has a dog, why not bring it along. Showering ‘Rover’ with affection also won’t hurt your game.

Maritime Fun – Strip down or suit up for some water sports like wind surfing, white water rafting, kayaking, wakeboarding, or rent a Jet Ski. The adrenaline alone will produce so much flirting and innuendo; you’ll both have your motors running. And you know you’ve been waiting to see her in that bikini… If a more intimate alternative is what you seek, take a nice calm canoe showing off your man power, stopping along the bank for private dance. *ADNW promotes that proper oceanic and other water safety rules be followed at all times.

Break Out Your Neck-Car Game – Who doesn’t like to drive fast and dress like Dale Earnhardt Jr.? Check out your local Go-Kart facility, tracks can be indoor and outdoor and all the safety equipment is included. With speed limits in the 40mph range you might not win the Daytona 500 but the rush will leave you wanting more. Place a wager on the outcome and put the peddle to the metal.

Okay, we felt bad about that first photo. Now can we be friends again?

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