LOL SAM WEEK – DAY 5

Final day of LOL SAM Week. Thanks to all for the participation. We didn't quite expect such a fervor. The heavy participation is obviously a testament to the pending demise of LOL. We hope that you will continue to spread the word. Look for an upcoming follow up post with day 5 contributor finalists and supplemental content. (Again - newcomers, check previous posts for further explanation.)

3) Tina - South Carolina

LOL is to the eyes...

as a fetid heap of offal is to the nose.

2) Jeff - Las Vegas

LOL is like...

sleeping all night at Best Buy waiting for the new Brittany Spears CD to come out and then you realize that it doesn't come out til the next week.

1) Andrea - Reno

Lol is like..

getting really old when all you want is to spend your child's inheritance on plastic surgery to stay young.

Bonus material of the day in the form of top 10 list from ADNW staff:

LOL is… worse than taking it without lubrication.

LOL because… LIUFB was to long (Laugh It Up Fuzz Ball).

LOL like… being F’d at the drive thru.

Using LOL… makes me angry, “you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry”.

LOL… could have got that from a $4 book.

LOL is like… getting stuck without your summer socks.

When being at band camp isn’t enough… break out the LOL.

Using LOL is like… Ace Ventura talking with his ass cheeks.

Using LOL is like… being stuck on “It’s a Small World” with someone else’s kids.

And the number 1 reason for ditching LOL… Because it’s not as good as TMI!!!

And the day 5 ADNW contribution:

LOL is as…

desirable as a 50 year old toothless dude with a greasy, Trump comb-over, day old broccoli in his teeth, and pit stains on his one size too small, unlaundered, Batman t-shirt.