LOL SAM WEEK – DAY 4

Can't believe it's already Day 4. Participation is reaching a fevered pitch and the competition is getting heated. The end of the week is near. Get in the game by submitting comments or on the Facebook group. (By the way, see previous Anti-LOL posts for explanations if you're out of the loop.)

3) Cleveland - Indiana

LOL is as...

disgusting as getting French-kissed by your 83 year old, senile grandmother (who has soiled through her 'Depends' adult diaper) in front of everyone at your 18th birthday party!

2) Jackie - North Carolina (3 for 3 in the top 3 this week)

LOL is as...

comforting as a snuggie made of burlap embroidered with porcupine quills and lined with used extra long hypodermic needles.

1) Nathan - Florida

LOL is like...

a heaping ice cream scoop of congealed rancid bacon grease with smelly armpit hair as a topping.

Today's Bonus Content - Believe it or not, a haiku, also from Nathan in Florida. We're going to take your word that this is actually a haiku. And we're not sure if it's good, but we like the extra effort, so here you go.

Dave finds LOL
more annoying than funny
stop LOLing

ADNW's daily offering:

LOL is as…

tasty as a spoonful of sludge at the bottom of a freshly emptied, kid friendly, public pool after free, putrid taco week.