At ADNW, we believe the World is full of aspiring douchebags. Whether due to a foul mood, illness, habit, or simply for sport, everyone engages in a little douchebaggery now and again. [Douchebaggery (n) – the deliberate or unintentional act of behaving like a douchebag.] Most of us will apologize or at least feel badly about ill behavior in retrospect. But for those of you douchebags aspiring to go pro, ADNW has some lessons to help you on your journey. Best of luck – Douchebag!
16 - Adopt the accent and verbiage of other cultures. They find it flattering when you mock and marginalize.
17 - Use the expression “you people” liberally. There are few phrases that can more efficiently alienate a group of people.
18 - Steer clear of originality. No idea, joke, or concept could possibly be as good as one recycled.
19 - Do NOT open a door for anyone - ever.
20 – Curse liberally around children. You not only have the opportunity to cause temporary discomfort to your companions, but you also have the potential to indoctrinate the next generation of douchebags.
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