AT THE STORE
21 - Use a check in the checkout line - bonus points if you write slowly and wait until everyone is staring. There’s no point in getting an early start when you can milk the attention.
22 - Have too many items in the express check out.
23 - Leave your cart unattended in the checkout line to fetch another item or 8. Bonus if you’re next up in a long line.
24 - Have an extensive conversation that lasts at least into the next customer’s turn. The important factor is to distract the checker and slow the progress of the customers behind you.
25 - Argue the price of something, anything. Bonus points if it saves you 20 cents or less.
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