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I caught it. You cook it!

NOTE FROM THE EDITOR

Once again, veteran single man, DJ BJ shares some favorite pick up lines. Our apologies. These submissions do not represent the views of ADNW, nor are they guaranteed to actually work (nor keep you out of harms way). And, no ducks were harmed in the creation of this blog.

Here's your friggin Christmas present. Ten more pick up lines for you losers. And by the way, here's a note back to you editor people. That 100 pick up line label is starting to look stupid.

111) You’re hot enough to wear horizontal stripes. I got a sharpie. Strip down and let me show you.

112) So, what do I have to do to get you to send your ugly friend away?

113) If you’ll go out with me, I’d floss my teeth and trim my nose hair for you.

114) You’re in pretty good shape. Are you one of those chicks that run around in a sports bra? If so, when and where?

115) Your body is so smoking hot, I can’t even look you in the face.

116) Did I hear you say you popped out a kid? That’s impressive, cause you’re not fat or anything?

117) If you want to get with me tonight, my drunk friend says he’ll entertain your ugly friend.

118) How long is it going to take you to get drunk, cause I’ll just hang out with my friends until then?

119) You got some lint on your shirt. Hand it over, and I’ll clear that up for you.

120) You smell good. Are you available in scratch and sniff?

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And if you play your cards right, later on I'm gonna fly you back to the trailer.

NOTE FROM THE EDITOR

Once again, veteran single man, DJ BJ shares some favorite pick up lines. Our apologies. These submissions do not represent the views of ADNW, nor are they guaranteed to actually work (nor keep you out of harms way).

All right then. My book deal fell through, so I’m stuck with you losers for now. Drink it up while it lasts, ladies.

101) What can I do to put you in a one night stand, today?

102) You’re quite the tasty little dish. I bet you’d stick to the “bone.”

103) You’re not just a piece of meat to me. You’re a grade ‘A’ choice piece of meat.

104) If we dated, you’re hot enough that I wouldn’t have to hide you from my friends and family.

105) If we were dating, I wouldn’t have to stare at you so much. You know, cause I’d have a lot of pictures, video and stuff.

106) The ladies know me as a stand up guy. Matter of fact, I’ve got something standing up for you right now.

107) I’d like to get on your good side. And you know what I mean by getting on it, right?

108) I noticed you’re not wearing a bra. So, I just tipped the bartender to turn down the A.C. Don’t you go putting on a sweater, okay?

109) I’m going to name you “Furniture Polish,” because I’d like you to clean and condition my wood.

110) You may not think I’m much of a catch. But, you have to admit you’re swimming in a pretty shallow pool here.

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"Mama says I have to wait til 17 to get on the stripper pole."

A NOTE FROM THE EDITOR
Once again, veteran single man, DJ BJ shares some favorite pick up lines. Our apologies. These submissions do not represent the views of ADNW, nor are they guaranteed to actually work (nor keep you out of harms way).

Here's the tenth set folks. This makes an even hundred and I expect a book deal to be in the works. Better use them while they're fresh.

91) Are you scared of things that go bump in the night? Brace yourself, because I’m about to start bumping.
92) Did you have an imaginary friend as a child? Well, I’ve got a real friend for you down my pants.
93) I’m not dumb, but the ladies call me Dumbo. It’s because I’ve got junk like an elephant trunk, if you know what I mean.
94) I know a chick that isn’t sure if Godzilla is a dinosaur or big lizard. Why don’t you check in my pants to find out?
95) I overheard your boyfriend describe what it feels like to have testicles slapping his face. Perhaps it’s time for an upgrade?
96) Sure you’re out of my league. But, how about you have a little tune up in the minors tonight?
97) The way I stare at you might be creepy. Take it as a compliment. If you were ugly, I wouldn’t look at all.
98) I’m not from around here. How about you give me a tour of your body?
99) Are you a fan of those Potato Head guys with the interchangeable parts? Let’s see what my lips look like on your body.
100) Hey, you’d make a great stripper!

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Ladies and Gentlemen, put your hands together for Lacey on the world's largest stripper pole. On deck - Essence.

A NOTE FROM THE EDITOR
Once again, veteran single man, DJ BJ shares some favorite pick up lines. Our apologies. These submissions do not represent the views of ADNW, nor are they guaranteed to actually work (nor keep you out of harms way).

Here's the ninth set. Soak it in.

81) Hey, how about you undo a button and give me a jump-start on mentally undressing you?
82) I suspect you’re being a bitch because it’s that time of the month. And for the record, I’m cool with that.
83) Hey, I heard you ask your friend, “What’s up?” With how good you look, I got a great answer for you.
84) (Requires some degree of discretion). Your boyfriend seems to be a real go-getter. He puts the “do” in douchebag.
85) Your boyfriend is like one of those natural juice drinks. He’s full of fruit.
86) Why don’t you give me your email address, because I’d like to put something in your in-box.
87) You heard the phrase, “The smeller’s the feller?” Well, I’m going to prove I’m your guy by giving you a good sniff.
88) Your boyfriend is ugly - time for you to start considering me as a sperm donor.
89) I dig chicks that can handle a musical instrument. How about you play my skin flute.
90) I believe a hot chick like you deserves the red carpet treatment. So, I dyed my pubes red.

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Ladies, you can start lining up here!

A NOTE FROM THE EDITOR
Once again, veteran single man, DJ BJ shares some favorite pick up lines. Our apologies. These submissions do not represent the views of ADNW, nor are they guaranteed to actually work (nor keep you out of harms way).

All right people - here's my eighth set. You can thank me now and later!

71) Wow, you’re hot. You’re a real head turner, and you know what I mean.
72) I need your phone number, because if there’s an emergency I’ll have to call you on the HOTline.
73) In these troubling economic times, it’s awesome that you’ve got me excited. I suppose I owe you some stimulus money.
74) I hear you asked your manager for a raise. Well after looking at you, you can call my junk “Boss.”
75) Even though I’m not less filling, chicks that order Miller Lite generally like me. Because, I still taste great!
76) My nickname is the Gardner, because I’m all about trimming bush.
77) You gotta love baseball, because every night somebody’s guaranteed to score.
78) I’m very organized and you’ll be happy to know that you’re on my To Do list.
79) I’m at work now. But I get off in a couple hours, with or without you.
80) I keep calling you Vitamin D, because you nourish my bone.

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"I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it huuuuuuuuurts."

A NOTE FROM THE EDITOR
Once again, veteran single man, DJ BJ shares some favorite pick up lines. Our apologies. These submissions do not represent the views of ADNW, nor are they guaranteed to actually work (nor keep you out of harms way).

All right people - here's my seventh set. I expect to start hearing testimonials from some of you happy customers any time now.

61) I’m pretty liberal. If you were my girlfriend, I’d let you date other chicks.
62) You got any kids? How about you play mommy for me?
63) You got any tattoos or piercings? (Yes) Can I see and or photograph them?
64) You got any tattoos or piercings? (No) How about I do some art on your ass?
65) Do you like retro-toys? Because I’ve got a pogo-stick I’d like you to try out.
66) I think you should manage my acting career, because you’re already making me big.
67) You can call me a fossil if you like, but at least I’ve got a bone for you.
68) I respect you. You’re not just a piece of ass to me. I like your boobs too.
69) I’m not so old. I rarely use my Viagra prescription.
70) I like ambitious girls like you. Because you’d do whatever it takes to get a “head.”

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A NOTE FROM THE EDITOR
As a veteran single man, DJ BJ has developed assorted pick up lines. These submissions do not represent the views of ADNW, nor are they guaranteed to actually work (nor keep you out of harms way).

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As a public service, I am willing to share some favorite, bulletproof, top shelf pick up line selections with you. This is the sixth set. I will submit more on a semi-regular basis, at least until I run out or get bored.

51) Hey, I can see you don’t sweat the small stuff, because yours are pretty big.
52) Do you ever wish you got more support? Well, I’m here for you. Let me hold your jugs.
53) You look tired. How about you take a load off by sitting in my lap?
54) If you’re not going to talk to me, can you at least dress skankier next time?
55) You’re a teacher? That’s great, because I’m ready to do me some learning.
56) I’m going to nickname you Calcium, because you’re good for my bone’s health.
57) If I were a limo driver at the airport, I’d hold a sign for you that said “Delicious.”
58) You’re so tiny you’d make my junk look huge in our sex videos.
59) You look pretty fit. How about I let you kick my ass in all the right places.
60) I’m a savvy businessman and I like to invest wisely. So, if I buy you food, drinks, or flowers, is sex on the table?

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And if the pick up line thing doesn't quite work out, perhaps dress up?

A NOTE FROM THE EDITOR As a veteran single man, DJ BJ has developed an assortment of pick up lines. These submissions do not represent the views of ADNW, nor are they guaranteed to actually work (nor keep you out of harms way).

INTRO
As a public service, I am willing to share some favorite, bulletproof, top shelf pick up line selections with you. This is the fifth set. I will submit more on a semi-regular basis, at least until I run out or get bored.

41) Do you like Subway and their whole Eat Fresh thing? Well, meet my penis. I named him Fresh.
42) I just showered. I think you’ll find that I taste great.
43) Do you make pizza? Because, I’d like to eat your pie.
44) I’m naming your baby maker The Fastball, because I’d like to hit it.
45) You ever consider being a lesbian? Because you’re so hot, even other chicks would do you.
46) Tell me who you voted for last election. That way I can decide if I’m a liberal or conservative tonight.
47) You ever stick your foot in your mouth? Want to?
48) You ever stick your foot in your mouth? I named my penis – Your Foot.
49) Hey, I’m shopping around for a lightweight STD. What you got?
50) Have you heard of the big bang? I’m ready to give you a tutorial.

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Mitch needs all the help he can get.

A NOTE FROM THE EDITOR As a veteran single man, DJ BJ has developed an assortment of pick up lines. These submissions do not represent the views of ADNW, nor are they guaranteed to actually work (nor keep you out of harms way).

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As a public service, I am willing to share some favorite, bulletproof, top shelf pick up line selections with you. This is the fourth set. I will submit more on a semi-regular basis, at least until I run out or get bored.

31) Sure I’m old enough to be your father. You can call me daddy if it helps.
32) Sure I’m old enough to be your father, the good news is I act more like your age.
33) Do you like animals? Cause if you do, I’ll let you touch my monkey (apologies to Mike Myers).
34) Hey baby, I’m gonna hang back a bit, because you’re hot to the touch.
35) Good news! I brought my camera tonight, because they say pictures will make it last longer.
36) I may be older than you, but I’m a modern, technically savvy man. Wanna see how you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive?
37) I might be a dog, but I’ll be a good boy for a special treat.
38) Are you a vegetarian? Because, I need to know if I should refer to my junk as a cucumber or sausage.
39) Where do you stand politically? I need to know whether you like the lights on or off when we’re having sex.
40) I’m kind of a freak about working out. How about you help me get my cardio in tonight?

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Rick did not execute number 24 with the proper tone. Consequences did follow.

A NOTE FROM THE EDITOR As a veteran single man, DJ BJ has developed an assortment of pick up lines. These submissions do not represent the views of ADNW, nor are they guaranteed to actually work (nor keep you out of harms way).

INTRO
As a public service, I am willing to share some favorite, bulletproof, top shelf pick up line selections with you. This is the third set. I will submit more on a semi-regular basis, at least until I run out or get bored.

21) You’re hot. How ‘bout I drop my pants and hose you down?
22) You must work in a toy store, because all I can think of around you is an erector set.
23) (For geography chicks) So are you familiar with plate tectonics? Cause I’ve got a peninsula I’d like to turn into a body bridge with you.
24) So are you into warfare? Cause I’m about to invade your space.
25) Hey, I’m going to dip my taters into gravy. I hope you haven’t given up on starch.
26) It’s good you’re smart, because you aren’t intimidated by Calculus. That happens to be the name of my unit (because dumb chicks think it’s too hard).
27) Are you in to peace and quiet? Cause if you’ll be the piece, I’ll be quiet.
28) (In a Southern accent) Hey baby, wanna arm wrestle? Winner takes y’all? (This one also requires that she looks really frail).
29) You must be into carpentry, cause I’d like to nail you.
30) I’m going to be President. Bet you’d like to meet me in the oh-oh-oval office.

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EDITOR'S NOTE
Having spent a lot of time as a single man, DJ BJ has had countless opportunities to develop a wide array of pick up lines. He has not indicated if and when these have worked, any consequences, and the state of sobriety of the target female. Having said that, these submissions do not represent the views of ADNW, nor are they guaranteed by the blog to actually work (nor keep you out of harms way). Use them at your own risk, and our apologies.

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Gentleman – In my experience, the ladies notice a bold man. Here are some of my favorite pick up lines. As a public service, I am willing to share these bulletproof, top shelf selections with you. This is the second ten. I will submit more on a semi-regular basis, at least until I run out or get bored.

11) Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em. And baby, I got ‘em.
12) Hey, I saw you checking me out. Oh, I’ve got a dangling booger? Awkward. So, now that I’ve got your attention…
13) I got a little blue pill with your name all over it.
14) (At the mall) Let me show you something in a size me.
15) (At the deli) I can hook you up with some prize sausage.
16) (At the meat counter) Look no further. I’ve some beef for ya.
17) Baby, if you were in a whore line up, I’d choose you.
18) Hey, I just had some wings. You wanna lick my fingers?
19) I’m guessing you’re a military girl, because I want to tell you in Private that I would promote you to General from a Major piece of ass.
20) (You have to be near a crapper to really sell this one). Umm, hey, can you help me fix my zipper?

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EDITOR'S NOTE
Having spent a lot of time as a single man, DJ BJ has had countless opportunities to develop a wide array of pick up lines. He has not indicated if and when these have worked, any consequences, and the state of sobriety of the target female. Having said that, these submissions do not represent the views of ADNW, nor are they guaranteed by the blog to actually work (nor keep you out of harms way). Use them at your own risk, and our apologies.

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Gentleman – In my experience, the ladies notice a bold man. Here are some of my favorite pick up lines. As a public service, I am willing to share these bulletproof, top shelf selections with you. This is just the first ten. I will submit more on a semi-regular basis, at least until I run out or get bored.

PICK UP LINES 1 - 10
1) Yeah, but I won’t be twice your age next year.
2) Give me a break. Once I get 3 or 4 more drinks in you, I get funny!
3) Well, I figured since your friend is hotter, you’d consider talking to me.
4) I just showered. You wanna smell my butt?
5) So you’re hot and smart? You got a dumb younger sister?
6) (Car sales version) So you’re hot and smart? What can I do to put you into a couple pitchers of beer today?
7) I’m the artist, and you’re the canvas. Can I paint my love on your naked body?
8) Wear a short skirt and no panties next time. That way I’m one stumble away from getting lucky!
9) I know what you Southern girls like. That’s why I dipped my junk in barbecue sauce tonight.
10) Can I see your boobs? Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Did you hear me say please?