At the offices of ADNW, we are a bit embarrassed to admit a recent fixation on Craigslist. But, it’s not what you think. Craigslist is a fascinating world, where the veil of anonymity allows people to say and ask for all kinds of crazy crap. The grammar is rarely eloquent and the verbiage is frequently cryptic. But you’re in luck, our team at ADNW has cracked the craigslist code. This series is a sampling of a few favorites, accompanied by our official ADNW translation. Names and places have been changed or deleted to protect the not so innocent.
Are you looking for a model?
I'm looking to fill some cancellation spots in my schedule this weekend and next week.
I do everything up to full nudity, both artistic and erotic. I'm letting you decide my compensation but I can't do trades right now.
I'm professional and experienced but that doesn't mean you need to be, I'll work with anyone who's serious. I do private collections, portfolios, projects. I'm easy to work with and LOVE being creative.
Lets make it happen!
(Pictures sent after replies are received <3)
TRANSLATION
No way to candy coat this - I’m a 46 year old whore. But, I have been around the block a few times and know all the tricks (pardon the pun). If you’ve got a fantasy, I’ll make it happen and you can videotape the whole thing!
P.S. I’ll send you a picture of myself 20 years ago upon request (obscene emoticon).
Seeking a Woman to Pose for a Shoot
I am looking for someone to pose for a shoot. Age, race etc. are not important. I prefer someone who is not a professional but someone who can use some photos to build their portfolio. All you have to do is be over 18, send me two or more photos showing your best side. Also tell me whether or not whether you can pose for semi nude and nude shots.You must be able to host. Date and time you are available. The ball is in your court. All you have to do is to convince me to select you. Compensation is negotiable.
TRANSLATION
Seriously, I just want to see a live woman naked. I prefer you are relatively naïve and never, ever learn where I live, because (and this is important), I’m going to ask you to do some freaky shit. I got like 50 bucks (my weekly allowance for the titty bar) for the first person to actually respond to this add.
I want to start a band
I want to start a band. The theme of the band will be vampires so if you have an interest in music and vampires let me know! All I have is my mac laptop and the garageband application so if you have any other talents to offer i can be contacted by the email provided! I am a vampire fanatic and would love to start a band full of vampires and vampire lovers. Bring any ideas to the table. I already have some beats set up and can be found on youtube. My youtube name is XXXXXX so if your curious look me up!
TRANSLATION
I don’t really have any particular musical talent, nor have I actually dated outside my imaginary friend (who I cleverly named Bella). I’m thinking that starting a band could really kick start my social life, and I would really, really like the chance to wear makeup and play vampire dress up. Please?!
27 inch tv
for sale or trade
27 inch tv
2 glass tables
cd/dvd for car and screen
3 garmin nuvis models 200 250 255
TRANSLATION
That’s right - I stole your crap. If you want it, hit me back on craigslist and we can meet at a neutral site. No cops or the glass table gets it!
